Pathan and teacher 2

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha

Pathan and teacher

Teacher to PATHAN:where were u born?


PATHAN proudly says: In KHyBeR PAKHTUNKHAWA

Teacher: spell it

PATHAN: I think i was born in N.W.F.P

Pathan and ATM

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

Pathan Bacha

Galli mai chawal bantt rahy thy
Koi plate lai aaya,koi shopper
Ek pathan bachay ko kuch nhi mila
Wo apni mumi ki brazir lai aya aur bola

Ek mai namkin ek mai meetha

Pathan and Maulana

pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,

kisi ne pocha kyun maara.

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,

janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…

Pathan driving train

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

Pathan singing

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia:

"Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya."

Pathan helping

Aik Pathan ne aik jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara :-(

Kyun???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay :-)

Pathan and friend

Aik pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

Pathan and wife

Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi

khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye

Khan:Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar

Pathan F******* a chinese girl

Once, a Pathan was f****** a chinese girl and she shouting "Chin Chu Chin Chu"

Next morning pathan asked girl the meaning of chin chu

She replied "Wrong hole Wrong hole"